Greeting card ideas

I have received a number of greeting cards in the past few months, and have frequently found the sentiments to be wrong; e.g., "So sorry to hear you're not too well", right after I got very good news.  This is my attempt at developing cancer-friendly greeting card sentiments; feel free to contribute by sending me your own!!

bullet

I'm aware that you heard it's metastasized
And unlike everyone else, you weren't too surprised
But I truly believe
That up science's sleeve
There's more ammo than those folks have realized!
(contributed by Hana Pester)

 

bullet

The news seems pretty glum,
It's left me mostly numb.
I can't quite seem to finish this rhyme,
Except to hope you'll have plenty of time
To tease me that it doesn't end properly.
(contributed by Liz Borowsky)

 

bullet

as difficult as it is
in this fast paced life
every brief rest
can be a time of rejuvenation
and a time
to let ourselves be loved
may you take the time to heal,
and may you always know
how very much you are loved.
(contributed by Michelle Charles)

 

bulletIn the quiet moments
when the hurt is hard to bear
May love become your shelter
and may the beauty of precious memories be your comfort.
You are held in gentle thought and prayer.
(contributed by Michelle Charles)

 

bullet

We sure are worried, have no doubt,
But you'll be alright, knock on wood
A bit of you was taken out
But the rest is still pretty good
(contributed by Juan Carlos Porras)

 

bulletWhile waiting for results, the time passes slow,
It's like getting stuck outside in cold wet snow,
So we hope this card will help some of the time go,
and whatever the results, we love you, you know.
(contributed by Liz Borowsky)

 

bullet

Heard you have a long way to go
Hope it helps to know
We're praying that it doesn't grow!

 

bulletYour recent news wasn't that good
We're praying that things will improve
But, even if they don't,
Our thoughts will remain with you.

 

bullet

So sorry to hear you're in for the long haul, but hope it helps to know,
How often you are thought about, more than words can show.

 

bullet[cover of card] Sorry to hear about your illness
[inside] But, I think you would look cute bald!

 

bullet

[cover of card] Sorry to hear about your illness
[inside] Take advantage of it to lose those 20 lbs.

 

bulletSorry to hear your bad news
But, remember there's no humidity in heaven

 

bullet

We know that you want your life back
Our thoughts are with you during these months

 

bulletYour treatment isn't near to being finished
Don't let your spirit be diminished
Our thoughts are with you

 

bullet

We knew that you were special
Even before the rare disease was diagnosed
Please show the doctors wrong
and beat the prognose

The following are beginnings; let me know if you have any good endings.

bulletRemember, there's a light at the end of the tunnel
bulletThere's a light at the end of the tunnel... and it isn't always New Jersey! (the ending is contributed by Hana Pester)
bulletTime passes very slowly when you're waiting for results
bulletIncurable doesn't really mean incurable It means that you could be first!
bulletNo one said that a tumor
would attack your sense of humor
bulletNow that all your hair fell
Your head will be cooler in Hell

Copyright © 2003 The Shriver Family: Last modified: 01/06/04.